This is not a serious calendar. No larking about in fields of wheat. Sadly, it's not a naked calendar either. I could not get the band drunk enough.

It is a selection of fun and unusual moments from the year, some months will confuse your house guests. At no point will you think, "wow, that's beautiful". 😎

📅 The calendar is due to arrive with me by 23rd December, so anyone in the UK should have it before the 1st January.

All profits will go towards band expenses in 2025.

If you are a PATRON, please check you member posts. You will have a deal.