The Calendars arrived on 23rd December. They had printed all the images upside down. Thankfully, because it wasn't my mistake (for once!), but theirs, they are reprinting as soon as they open after the holidays. However, I am stuck with 60 upside down calendars. Jesus.

Should you want to buy me a loaf of bread, please purchase a highly irregular calendar.

This is not a serious calendar. No larking about in fields of wheat. Sadly, it's not a naked calendar either. I could not get the band drunk enough.

It is a selection of fun moments from the year, some months will confuse your house guests. At no point will you think, "wow, that's beautiful". 😎

📅 The calendar is* due to arrive with me by 23rd December, so anyone in the UK should have it before the 1st January.

*was :-( Bummer

All profits will go towards band expenses in 2025.

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