Should you want to buy me a loaf of bread, please purchase a highly irregular calendar.

It is a selection of fun moments from the year, some months will confuse your house guests. At no point will you think, "wow, that's beautiful". 😎

📅 The calendar is* due to arrive with me by 23rd December, so anyone in the UK should have it before the 1st January.

*was :-( Bummer

All profits will go towards band expenses in 2025.

If you are a PATRON, please check you member posts. You will have a deal.